Yeah, i forgot to email Break my last post, lol. So for all I know, I could've won that one too... oh well. This week, the video is pretty funny. This stupid kid does a stupid stunt. Duh.
Stupid kid: I'm going to jump from a four story into the water while doing backflips! Good friends: Go for it bro! aside Yo guys, let's put this up on Break so we can make mad cash.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Another caption contest!
Apparently I won the last one amongst several other winners. $25! That's like 7/8 of my weekly salary at shoprite, lol. well, here's another funny one.
The flip flops are the last things that guy needs to put on... He deserves that for being half naked.
The flip flops are the last things that guy needs to put on... He deserves that for being half naked.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Break Caption Contest!
Break, my favorite site of all time, has this weekly caption contest, in which one has to post the specific video on his/her site and write a caption for it. If one is picked, I guess Break gives $25. Sooooo, even though I haven't posted for a while, here's the video:
Maybe the straps were crushing his balls.
Maybe the straps were crushing his balls.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
MacBook Air - Over-hyped or Over-hyped?
The world's thinnest notebook. It is 0.16 inch thick at its thinnest point and increases to 0.76 inch at its thickest part. Weight of about 3 pounds. 13.3-inch screen.
It's "ultra-portable." I'll give it that. But that's about it.
Of course, Apple fanatics are going crazy over this new product announced by the great Steve Jobs during his MacWorld Keynote 2008. They do the same thing with any product Steve Jobs introduces at any of his Keynotes - even if he introduced the iRack.
But seriously, no optical drive? I understand newer computers these days not coming out with floppy disk drives, but we're not even close to moving away from CDs or DVDs any time soon. I would like to watch movies on my notebook when I'm traveling and not have to just rent it from iTunes. Oh wait, what? I can just get an external solid state drive to play my CDs and DVDs? How much is it, Mr. Jobs? It's ONLY $999. I mean, I have a money tree growing in my backyard, so I can just buy one, right? So, Jobs is saying that I can buy the MacBook Air for a price of $1799 and buy the drive for just $999? Sounds like a bargain to me, where do I sign up?
A higher-end MacBook Air starts around $3000, with specifications that are no way close to the MacBook Pro level. So why not just sacrifice a bit of weight and thickness and go for the much better, faster notebook, MacBook Pro? And, the MacBook Air is not even the best out of its "class." Look at this chart, which compares several notebooks of the similar slim style:
Red means that it's the best out all the compared notebooks.
The Dell XPS is my favorite out of all of the choices. It beats the MacBook Air in almost every category and IT HAS AN OPTICAL DRIVE. Also, it's $300 cheaper and only 0.97 pounds heavier. Of course the MacBook Air is thinner, but seriously, it's not that big of a deal.
Okay, the touch pad is pretty cool, with its neat functions, and the light-up keyboard is pretty cool, too. But, that's not going to cut it for me.
MacBook Air is more over-hyped than usual, and it overshadows other better, faster, stronger notebooks just by its fruity brand. I personally dislike it because it does not introduce any new technology to the world, but Apple tries to make it sound like that. Just because Apple makes everything small and nice-looking does not mean they are the best in the business.
All you Apple fans out there - I'm sorry if I offended you in any way, but you say bad things about everything that's NOT Apple, so I can say bad things about Apple. GG.
It's "ultra-portable." I'll give it that. But that's about it.
Of course, Apple fanatics are going crazy over this new product announced by the great Steve Jobs during his MacWorld Keynote 2008. They do the same thing with any product Steve Jobs introduces at any of his Keynotes - even if he introduced the iRack.
But seriously, no optical drive? I understand newer computers these days not coming out with floppy disk drives, but we're not even close to moving away from CDs or DVDs any time soon. I would like to watch movies on my notebook when I'm traveling and not have to just rent it from iTunes. Oh wait, what? I can just get an external solid state drive to play my CDs and DVDs? How much is it, Mr. Jobs? It's ONLY $999. I mean, I have a money tree growing in my backyard, so I can just buy one, right? So, Jobs is saying that I can buy the MacBook Air for a price of $1799 and buy the drive for just $999? Sounds like a bargain to me, where do I sign up?
A higher-end MacBook Air starts around $3000, with specifications that are no way close to the MacBook Pro level. So why not just sacrifice a bit of weight and thickness and go for the much better, faster notebook, MacBook Pro? And, the MacBook Air is not even the best out of its "class." Look at this chart, which compares several notebooks of the similar slim style:
Red means that it's the best out all the compared notebooks.The Dell XPS is my favorite out of all of the choices. It beats the MacBook Air in almost every category and IT HAS AN OPTICAL DRIVE. Also, it's $300 cheaper and only 0.97 pounds heavier. Of course the MacBook Air is thinner, but seriously, it's not that big of a deal.
Okay, the touch pad is pretty cool, with its neat functions, and the light-up keyboard is pretty cool, too. But, that's not going to cut it for me.
MacBook Air is more over-hyped than usual, and it overshadows other better, faster, stronger notebooks just by its fruity brand. I personally dislike it because it does not introduce any new technology to the world, but Apple tries to make it sound like that. Just because Apple makes everything small and nice-looking does not mean they are the best in the business.
All you Apple fans out there - I'm sorry if I offended you in any way, but you say bad things about everything that's NOT Apple, so I can say bad things about Apple. GG.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Oh Deer...
Here's a good joke for you.
There was a deer named, Bambi. It ran in front of my car, and I hit it.
The punch line?
My brand new 2008 Honda Pilot was the car.
I was driving home from work on a civilized street surrounded by local businesses. Circa 9:00 PM. All of a sudden, DEER. SCREECH. BOOM. Deer: I believe I can fly~. Me: *Heart attack*. Me, again: &*@#^$&#*$^(incomprehensible stream of swearing).
Similar situation captured on video.
Naturally, I blamed the stupid deer. But, is it really its fault? I mean, we (humans) were the ones who chopped down their peaceful forest and laid down asphalt and concrete everywhere in order to settle. We invaded their territory and built foreign structures. We entered without knocking and polluted the environment. We took their lands and blamed them for their innate desire to roam and run without worrying about fast cars that might run them over. Hm, sounds rather familiar. Oh, I know. It's like when Americans took over Native American lands and told them to scram.
Anyways, I am not saying that we should leave our towns and let the deer be; but, we should not blame the deer for running in front of our brand new cars and denting them. Blame natural selection, if anything. We are more fit than them. So, we're surviving, and they're not.
Well, what did I learn from this experience? It's our fault to begin with! So, GOOD JOB PEOPLE. You dented my car.
There was a deer named, Bambi. It ran in front of my car, and I hit it.
The punch line?
My brand new 2008 Honda Pilot was the car.
I was driving home from work on a civilized street surrounded by local businesses. Circa 9:00 PM. All of a sudden, DEER. SCREECH. BOOM. Deer: I believe I can fly~. Me: *Heart attack*. Me, again: &*@#^$&#*$^(incomprehensible stream of swearing).
Similar situation captured on video.
Naturally, I blamed the stupid deer. But, is it really its fault? I mean, we (humans) were the ones who chopped down their peaceful forest and laid down asphalt and concrete everywhere in order to settle. We invaded their territory and built foreign structures. We entered without knocking and polluted the environment. We took their lands and blamed them for their innate desire to roam and run without worrying about fast cars that might run them over. Hm, sounds rather familiar. Oh, I know. It's like when Americans took over Native American lands and told them to scram.
Anyways, I am not saying that we should leave our towns and let the deer be; but, we should not blame the deer for running in front of our brand new cars and denting them. Blame natural selection, if anything. We are more fit than them. So, we're surviving, and they're not.
About 1.5 million deer-vehicle collisions happen each year in the United States, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Those accidents cause about 150 deaths and $1.1 billion in property damage annually, according to NHTSA. - CNN.comHell, blame Darwin for coming up with the concept, if you want. I respect the man and all, but I don't think he would mind one more disgruntled person. Some people already hate him because they believe God created everything. Obviously.
Well, what did I learn from this experience? It's our fault to begin with! So, GOOD JOB PEOPLE. You dented my car.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
The Penguin Returns
You all thought the Penguin from Batman Returns (1992) was gone forever. THINK AGAIN. Instead of Danny Devito taking the role of the evil, foul villain, a new aspiring actor will play the part in an upcoming movie called, The Penguin Spoils Senior Year (title still being worked on). In this thrilling, action-packed adventure, the new actor, whose name will not be mentioned for privacy issues, thwarts every single activity that a certain high school has had for many, many years. He is ruthless in stopping all the events from happening, tactfully giving excuses as to why he did what he did. The high school seniors in the movie are played by various actors and actresses, including Jonah Hill from Superbad and Megan Fox from Transformers. It's a must-see movie of the year 2008!
*I personally believe that he has no right to just come into the high school and start erasing events left and right because they have potential to go bad and possibly put a smudge on his flawless record as a principal. Selfish much? I suggest he just change the rules for the events and enforce them more strongly, instead of GETTING RID OF THEM. At this rate, he might even get rid of prom and possibly graduation.
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
You Eated My Cookie?
Cute sayings + cute cat pictures = a viral internet phenomenon.
I am not a cat lover at all. In fact, I actually dislike cats because of how evil they can become. But, these pictures will make everyone say, "Awwwww." Pictures commonly referred to as LOLCat pictures are and have been popular for a long time now. Sites like LOLCat and ICanHasCheezburger host a countless number of funny and heartwarming cat pictures. Some are obviously set up to fit the caption; however, it's the ones that are totally candid that make the best pictures.
My favorite one is this one:
And, while I was browsing one of my favorite sites that contains news stories and websites that are submitted by users, and then promoted to the front page through a user-based ranking system, I found another awesome LOLCat picture that fits my views about the war. (The site is Digg, and it's awesome. You should check it out. It's the best site you will have ever come upon.) Here it is:
I am not a cat lover at all. In fact, I actually dislike cats because of how evil they can become. But, these pictures will make everyone say, "Awwwww." Pictures commonly referred to as LOLCat pictures are and have been popular for a long time now. Sites like LOLCat and ICanHasCheezburger host a countless number of funny and heartwarming cat pictures. Some are obviously set up to fit the caption; however, it's the ones that are totally candid that make the best pictures.
My favorite one is this one:
And, while I was browsing one of my favorite sites that contains news stories and websites that are submitted by users, and then promoted to the front page through a user-based ranking system, I found another awesome LOLCat picture that fits my views about the war. (The site is Digg, and it's awesome. You should check it out. It's the best site you will have ever come upon.) Here it is:
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